It’s flirty, it’s morbid, it’s giving “I might be a medical student” or “I consume WAY too much true crime media” energy. If you’ve been agonizing over how to ask your weird crush out (or get a pun-induced groan out of your friends) look no further: the solution is this card right here.

Each 5×7” card is blank inside, printed on white card stock, and comes with a pink envelope.