Do you want someone in your life to know that you love them, but to not get TOO comfortable? Send them a Valentine’s Day card with spooky, perhaps slightly threatening message that conveys not only your affection, but your complete acceptance that there’s no such thing as “too many plants”.

These 5×7 cards are blank on the inside, printed on white card stock, and come with a pink envelope. Carnivorous plant feeder bugs not included.